Another angle

2 more weeks to ORD lor!! Today spent the whole day at camp, told them i wanna do clearance stuff so i didnt go to range! not that i'm bluffing them or what la, but i was half sleeping and half trying very hard to read the newspaper, so i'm like reading a book and then slowly will fall asleep, then wake up again to read and slept again, this went on all the way till 2pm! more than half a day gone.. no one really cared anyway.. then i went down to brush my teeth and then get all the signatures, not everyone was there, so its an excuse for me again next week to skip range! shiok! but next week will be my last day at camp le.. i worry for my safety.. dont know what the men will do to me.. i've overheard some plans they had up in their mind, first they will chase me down and tie me up somewhere, if only 5 or 6 men, confirm they cannot even touch me, but one platoon of men.. that one i not sure liao.. haiz.. after that lunch whack is confirm got one, got syrup water, those thick thick gao gao ones!! ai ya, take it as herbal essence and conditioner for my hair lor.. plus afternoon ration, normally is rice plus curry chicken, sometimes is drumstick, most times chicken wings, hopefully no drumsticks or else they sure use that to whack me, chicken wing the smaller the better.. vegetables, if i'm that lucky that day will have normal vegetable, the most they can do is throw a couple of bunches at me, given my superb reflex, should be able to siam some of them la.. oh ya.. i'm tied up.. then if im really suay leh.. i will have broccoli, they can use it as a blusher and help me 'make up'.. they will also tear up my uniform, given that my uniform got holes.. oh man, luckily i buy insurance liao.. dont get their thinking also, i always treat them so good then they wanna sabo me before i ORD! have mercy! someone call the police! help me!! =p

Yesterday was out the whole day too! busy busy sia.. early morning 7am woke up, washed up and drove to KK hospital! think the last time i remembered me being there was almost 22 years ago! didnt really catch the surroundings and atmosphere properly that time round, so decided to pay a visit this time lor!! the experience wasnt actually that bad other than the price of parking there! how can they charge so much when we've already paid that much?!?! crazy pricing.. not that i mind la.. anyway saw lots of kids around! not sure why they went there anyway, confirm not to celebrate something right, so i was praying to many gods that they will all recover and get well very very soon! then i thought one of the gods answered my prayers immediately because i saw an angle!! i tried not to blink but something flew into my eyes so bo bian lor, but turn out not bad leh, i saw a super duper cute lady! her looks mesmerizing, smile captivating! simply brightens up my day.. thought she looked really familiar though, lucky for me she was within my sight all the time! woo hoo!! must be i've done something good like throwing all my rusbbish into the bin on sunday so someone decided to reward me! =)

After that i went to an institution, thought that i wasnt really paying attention and putting in my best effort in class before so went to asked the principal for permission to study there lor.. too bad, the closest i got was only a glimpse of both the principle and vice principal!! darn.. too bad.. =s and once again, saw alot of young kids around! wa, my day filled with full of kids! good thing is i didnt feel out of place! muahahah! although i'm obviously fitter and more mature than most of them la.. =p lunch not bad la.. 10 vegetable rice.. plus lemon chicken and some very hot curry.. i still got that sensitive tongue after so many years of chiong-ing chilli.. think lunch wasnt really enough leh.. was really tempted to go slaughter a pig and eat it up on the spot all on my own!! the scene played in my mind, i would be holding onto the pig and ready to kill only for my consumption, budden the pig will react strongly and show me a pig face and run away from me! WA! siao siao, i anyhow say also got gold for my IPPT one hor.. then will chase and chase until i get my hands on the pig again, dunno how fast pigs can run hor.. i really wonder.. pray its not fast.. once caught, this time round will take it slow in killing the pig, enjoy the process of killing!! muahahah! oh no.. do i sound scary? im not a murderer that's for sure.. at least i think.. but in the end the pig will be cooked roasted style! muahahahah!! super hungry now! PIGGY YOU SURE DIE! =)

After all those beautiful thinkings, went to the dentist, was thinking its been some time since the last visit, so wanted to go fix my in a very jia lat state teeth! save them! i wanna bite into pig legs for the rest of my life de!! i think i will need strong teeth for that.. budden!! i suddenly remembered how i tear the last time i paid a visit! i paid and tears was rolling down my cheeks! plus i see blood spurting out of my mouth! ma jiam water fountain like that! bloody hell.. then i ran away! ran back to camp.. do duty.. kan sian.. the CSM really wanna drain every last bit outta me, i got 5 duties this month! special treatment! but i never complain la.. must be professional, do sui sui for him lor, anyway gonna ORD liao, dont really care, go back camp just play games and sleep! went to gym ytd though! was thinking of training for this sat's event, chiong all the way! after that went out to buy dinner for everyone, i had fillet-o-fish meal! favourite! light and delicious! went for the last parade, met the most garang CDSO in mandai hill camp, was thinking my luck really getting better by the minute.. =s after that played dai dee with some men, i won 9 bucks.. super sian.. now sensitive period leh.. i would really prefer to lose then.. fated~ =s played till about 0130am like that, then went to brush teeth with 2 types of toothpaste! the colgate whitening and the colgate protection! serious business eh.. muahahah! used the whitening one first, thought that i would let my teeth absorb the chemical, so stood there in front of the mirror for a couple of minutes though i planned 5, because its too spicy sia! then spit a mouthful of red foam out.. thought the toothpaste white in colour?! OH~ its my blood! nothing really surprising.. then second round the protection toothpaste! another session of red foam.. maybe i'll be the first in singapore if not the world to die of bleeding too much from brushing of teeth! that will be a honour~ =)

Found a book today at the office and i actually finished the whole of it today! never done reading that fast before.. one whole book in a day! it was my saviour for the day in many ways.. occupied my time when i'm super bored plus gave me a chance to look at my life again.. sort of enlightened me.. i found an almost perfect answer from there.. the question is really in question.. will look into the answer again and make sure i'm not wrong about it.. i always love thinking and finding solutions, my own logical and reasonable philosophies in life.. and most of the time i wanna discuss them with someone, better if can have arguements on that topic, make me think even more, like how i thought about what human existance meant, what is needed and what is wanted.. maybe i can practise my enlightening on the pig before i kill! to the heaven! hmm.. good idea!! =p

Last sunday nothing much happened, was planning for prawn fishing but our dear Cheong told me its really boring so i had second thoughts on it.. should have went with the original plan instead.. i like prawn fishing! i remember it being damn fun la.. anyway, i woke up about 4pm, played one round of mahjong with my aunts, lost 50 bucks i think.. not really sad that i lost! =) then in the evening went jogging with zixiang! good workout! ran like crazy, but this time round i've got a bit more motivation, but still tough.. came back home half dead budden got some enlightening again! i think i realy can go become monk liao.. i've even thought out a name for that! how cool~ go and get a degree from shao lin university! its not easy to get in leh, i've really checked before.. not any beggar or scholar from the street can just get in sia! shao lin wu shu! my final destination? Nice~

Last saturday was one of the best la~ went to HQ ITI for some exercise, something regarding urban ops, which means i'll definately miss SHG session lor.. was actually supposed to be my activity, had a thought in mind, maybe next time if i have a chance then will think more into it again.. anyway, woke up 5am in the morning to draw arms, they provide elbow and knee pads! how nice~ took a bus to the training area, super excited! really long since i last stepped into the jungle and chiong le! although i dont get why we need to walk jungles to get to urban areas la.. anyway i realised SSC really is a perfect place for civilian familiarisation program, i totally forgot how it feels to chiong le.. ma jiam reservist like that.. somemore is with SSC personnels! nice! urban ops is fighting a war in urban enviroment, not conventional jungle warfare la, plus we'll be firing live rounds! pretty high risk! woo! more excitment! went up really deep into the jungle, went up and down, up and down, into muds and onto very steep slopes.. at first it was alright up until i started to perspire and heat up and all my ex-girlfriends started to come back to me again! my ex-girlfriends all have the same name, surname is mos, name qui toes.. nice right? sometimes my friend got jealous and will shout out their full names with different curse, like DAMN MOSQUITOES! somehow i dont really feel as blessed with them all around me.. there's rumors going around i'm the wife-beater kind, cant really blame them considering my reactions to my lovely bloody ex-girlfriends.. i swear i killed more mosquitoes than enemies that day! the other highlight of the day was the camo-ing! man also do some make up once in awhile! i did my beautifully, full of enthusiasm and passion! after the exercise, felt really good, satisfaction gao gao! plus we're in a open area with just trees around us, add in a bit of wind, feel damn calm.. went back to camp, cleaned the arms then i went home with camo on my face!! still cannot forget the expression of two pedestrian had on their face when they saw me in my car! hahahah!! super funny! did crazy things again! muahahahh!! luckily they never call police to say they saw a siao kia on the loose..

Wa!! almost 2am le.. going to go brush my teeth now, its a new habit i've acquired recently, headache! muahahah! tomorrow a long day ahead, got class, means waking up early again.. asked a friend to stay back after class to help me with school work, think i need serious help.. then its night cycling tml night with Cindy and her friends plus other guys from SHG.. then straight after that going for class immediately, hopefully i dont faint in school! muahahah! if anyone felt tremours near the west area please dont be alarm! its all confirm because of me! Don't ever lose hope! =)

Fattydevil